Attitude Adjustments











{March 27, 2008}   #22-The Two Brothers

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2 Brothers
Date of Joke:Tuesday, 16th January, 2001

There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians.Then, their pastor retired, and a new one was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers’ deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers. A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new assembly.All of a sudden, one of the brothers died. The remaining brother sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building.”I have only one condition,” he said. “At his funeral, you must say my brother was a saint.” The pastor gave his word, and deposited the check.The next day, at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. “He was an evil man,” he said. “He cheated on his wife and abused his family.” After going on in this vein for a small time, he concluded with,”But, compared to his brother, he was a saint.”

You have just experienced an attitude adjustment. Smile, and pass it on. Thanks!

 P. S.  This video should be funny to all families with brothers in them.  I loved it!   I have brothers (and sisters) like these.  Funny!

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A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life..
A huge heart… covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe..
 
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
 
At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter.  When all eyes stared at him, he said, ‘I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral………I’m a gynecologist.’
 
The proctologist fainted.

You have just had an attitude adjustment. Smile and pass it on! Thanks! 



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