Attitude Adjustments











{April 26, 2008}   #27-The Pastor’s Business Card

Pastor’s Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house
  it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
                      repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the
                  back of it and stuck it in the door.

 When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
 card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis
                                 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
   laughter.  Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and
knock.”  Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was
                        afraid for I was naked.”

          Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
                      They still are!   Pass it on-
             “A cheerful heart is good medicine” (Prov. 17:22)

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