I was born in America. I am a woman. I enjoy music, reading, writing, and bitching about most anything, as the need arises. I do not suffer fools lightly. I enjoy life and would truly rather be positive than negative. I smile a lot and appreciate a funny joke, mostly the clean ones! At times, I need a change of underwear if they are truly hilarious!  I am an old woman, give me a break! ROFLMAO does it every time.  I like smiling attitude adjustments! Pleasure does help your disposition!  Well, for most people, that is! If you are an old sour puss, stay away from me, please! Thanks for hitting on the attitude adjustments!